Chorus:
Dress shoes - ha, i rather wear some Vans/
Slacks? - pshh, ill stick with cut pants/
Try me - i wish you the best of luck/
You won't catch me with a proper steez - Eff a Tux/
i ain't trying to look spiffy - Eff a Tux/
i ain't spending 250 - Eff a Tux/
i dont wanna be uncomfortable - Eff a Tux/
i like to wear different colors so - Eff a Tux/
i don't care if chicks dig it/
But what if? Shut up and listen - Eff a Tux/

Verse:
Band tees, Tie-dyes exemplify my wardrobe/
You won't catch another type of shirt on this torso/
i like comfort and cotton holds it down/
Plus Sheeps are heavy, the weight will only overwhelm/
So don't invite me to a place that has a dress code/
'Cause a shirt, cut-pants and Vans are my def of best clothes/
Dress to impress girls? i treat no one special/
Foot is on the pedal, won't let go for a medal/
Bronze, Silver, Gold and others on the spectrum/
Around the peace sign this tie-dye is my emblem/
And if I'm next up, mula can't make me dress up/
i dislike gum so don't ask if id want extra/
If you offer trident, i'll snatch it make you back-back/
'Cause i'll be damned if you ever get me in that black-jack/
EFF a TUX! the freakin' coats expensive/
To top it off I'm not into material possessions/

Chorus:
Dress shoes - ha, i rather wear some Vans/
Slacks? - pshh, ill stick with cut pants/
Try me - i wish you the best of luck/
You won't catch me with a proper steez - Eff a Tux/
i ain't trying to look spiffy - Eff a Tux/
i ain't spending 250 - Eff a Tux/
i dont wanna be uncomfortable - Eff a Tux/
i like to wear different colors so - Eff a Tux/
i don't care if chicks dig it/
But what if? Shut up and listen - Eff a Tux/
Eff a Tux/
Eff a Tux/

Sing-along:
If you're not afraid of cause, raise a palm, let the finger in the middle take charge/
Not afraid of cause, raise a palm, let the finger in the middle take charge/
Let the finger in the middle take charge/
Let the finger in the middle take charge/
Let the finger in the middle take charge/
So raise a palm if you're not afraid of cause, let the finger in the middle take charge/

x7 F U C K a T U X

Eff a Tuxedo - i don't need a suit to convince the ego/
People wheedle their minds they forget whats evil/
So they need a suit to convince their ego but i wear my cuts like Emos after the bleed hope/
So where are my scene girls, punks and metal heads/
With veggie green hair, blueberry or cherry red/
We could get real live in my room with an ending/
'Cause love's false, eff a bride, eff a groom, eff a wedding/
Eff a Tux! i'll confess i was a best man for my cous'/
Back when my dome was closed 'cause i charged 'em forty bucks/
Quoting John, 'everything is clearer when you're in love'/
So i don't regret my ex 'cause now i see the world is done/
Eff a Tux! Dont argue with the same-o ish/
Give another reason than 'thats the way it is'/
Last time i checked we hold onto the moments and those are what count so why not be comfortable as we take a pic and frame that ish/
For the memories till the next life/
The day i'll wear a tuxedo is when I'm a dead guy - perishing in the ground/
The second time will be the best 'cause ill be 6ft deep, 6ft down!

Chorus:
Dress shoes - ha, i rather wear some Vans/
Slacks? - pshh, ill stick with cut pants/
Try me - i wish you the best of luck/
You won't catch me with a proper steez - Eff a Tux/
i ain't trying to look spiffy - Eff a Tux/
i ain't spending 250 - Eff a Tux/
i dont wanna be uncomfortable - Eff a Tux/
i like to wear different colors so - Eff a Tux/
i don't care if chicks dig it/
But what if? Shut up and listen - Eff a Tux/
Eff a Tux/
Eff a Tux/
Eff a Tux/
Eff a Tux/
Eff a Tux/
Eff a Tux/
Eff a Tux/
Eff a Tux/